Yeah man this dude is getting totally nailed and you can tell the Boss of his house is a Bossette…But yknow….looking at them…this guy should just be totally grateful for the pounding she is giving him cos he is like 30 years older, bald so he’s just damn lucky to have a sexy piece of ass even if she is kinky as hell.

‘Twisted as fuck’ is the only way to describe the animators over at TrashyToons.com. These comic strips will have you rolling around the floor in laughter.

So I rushed to work yesterday because I didn’t hear my goddamn alarm. While on the way, I reached down in my ashtray to grab a roach that I know was in there, but for whatever fuckin reason, it wasn’t there anymore – I had a feeling this was going to be a long fuckin day.

As I hopped out of my car and made my way towards the entrance, some stupid delivery man damn near took me out when rounding the corner – why the fuck do they think they own the fucking road? I flipped his ass off as I entered my building and went into the elevator. Right before it closed, a hand separated the door and in walked a gorgeous slut. We exchanged smiles and my bad mood suddenly went away.

I couldn’t help but notice her nice tits and huge nipples peeking right through her shirt—damn I was getting horny. What a difference a fine chick makes. It was as if the rainclouds have disappeared and the sunshine was again beating down on me. Before I could even have the chance to spit game at this chick, she shared her nervousness with me as she was interviewing for a position with a company directly across the hall mine. I reassured her that everything would be alright and, if it wasn’t, to ask for me across the hall. I gave her my card and wished her luck.

About half an hour later, I received a phone call from the receptionist telling me that I had a guest waiting for me in our lobby area. I didn’t have any appointments and forgot about that elevator chick to tell you the truth, but to my pleasant surprise, it was her. She said that she may have gotten the job, but wanted to know what I had to offer her before she took the job. All I had to offer her was the Trashytoons.com treatment because our company wasn’t hiring, so I told her I was flustered with meetings throughout the day and that I’d call her to schedule an interview. Job opening or not, my brothers, I’m going to “interview” this slut—you can bet your ass… as I tap hers.

But that shit doesn’t matter so long that everyone is in on the action. After all that yapping, these whores still know what to do. At Trashytoons.com, nothing is left to the imagination.

It’s been over 6 months since I’ve been back home (to San Jose, CA), so I decided to take a spur of the moment trip to visit the fam—without the 18 year old, of course. After spending a couple of hours catching up with my parents and sisters, I was torn between hanging out with “old friends” or “old friends with benefits”—I decided to go have a drink at the local bar while I debate the issue to myself.

It wasn’t long after arriving that I spotted a familiar face sipping a Zima on the other side of the bar all by her lonesome. It seemed that my destiny unfolded itself. As I approached her, I was checking out her legs that still looked as hot as I remembered as I wondered how they would look if rested on my shoulders. She aged beautifully and dressed like a woman half her age—fucking slut. I re-introduced myself to her and we spent about an hour or so engaged in deep conversation about everything from our childhood memories to our current situations in the romance department; well, okay, so I bullshitted a little, but I said everything she needed to hear.

After the bar, we decided to nightcap back at her place. Before I could take the shot of Remy she poured for me, she swarmed me with her lips and I fell off of my feet right onto her couch. She worked her way down to my erect cock and went turbo fast, gagging and drowning in her saliva while putting on a fucking display—it made me wonder when was the last time she had cock because the slut treasured it like it’s been a long, long while.

I slitted her wet pussy with my manhood and her continuous moans were all I needed to ignite the afterburners and fuck her even harder. The whore had a glorious orgasm and it was the first of many she would experience—I gave her the fuck of her life, Trashytoons.com style. I finally spilled my seed all over her back and she said she felt like a virgin bride on her wedding night. She’s going to remember this night for a long, long time.

At TrashyToons.com, the camera is an anime’s best friend. It’s all smiles from beginning to end. Get your horny ass on over there—it will be music to your cock.

These bitches are so horny they will fight for your affection. Head on over to TrashyToons.com to see finely crafted animations that will sure tickle your fancy.

It was a hot and sticky evening tonight, so I took a cool shower. Just as I lied back naked on my couch, the doorbell rang and it was the 18 year old who came to spend some quality time. After almost a week of not seeing her (and a couple of one night stands later), yeah, it was about that time for me to keep the romance alive. I normally would have scolded her for coming over unannounced, but she looked too cute in her white top, as her knockers were damn near suffocating in that tight button up shirt.

With a huge smile on her face, she slammed the door and took notice to how awake my cock had gotten. My “girlfriend” dropped straight down to her knees and gagged on my cock without even saying hello to me. Her eyes said it all when she looked up at me—she really loves me, regardless of my prickish ways. The fact of the matter is no one can smack it up, flip it, and rub her ass down the way I can. Sex is a powerful thing that can make/break a relationship

After an hour and a half of “lovemaking”, she lied on top of me while we watched TV. We talked for a short while, but I can’t remember what the fuck it was about. I had passed out for a couple of hours, and when I woke up, she was gone. She left a note saying she had to leave because she made plans to go shopping with a friend and there was some special sale goin on. Like I fuckin cared.

I was still tired, but couldn’t sleep, so I smoked a bowl of some kush and fired up the good ol computer. TrashyToons.com is an amazing site when you’re high. The bitches on there are the ideal sluts that this world needs more of—they’re the young, dumb, and ready to cum type of whores that makes life worth living. I used my FREE TRIAL and had a blast on this site…pun intended.

Enter the world of TrashyToons.com where everyone is in search of one thing—orgasms! It is in this land of crazy wild animations where there are no color lines and all is to the good.

Two great minds think alike. Everything happens for a reason and the animators over at TrashyToons.com work hard to show you how beautiful life can be no matter how you look like.

Only on TrashyToons.com can you find Frankenstein having a valid point to argue. It’s a man’s world baby, and if it’s not good enough for Frankenstein then there is a serious, serious problem.

Every now and then, I’ll accompany my boss in a meeting to deal with hiring some outsourced help for certain projects. He was not in town the entire week and left me to be the man to do the job; he is probably banging some broad in Cancun while his wife takes care of his kids—but that’s his fucking business, not mine

Anyway, a pair of hot chicks came in and started pitching some idea I really couldn’t concentrate on because my eyes were fixated on both of their tits protruding through their goddam thin shirts. They call this slutty wear acceptable work attire? I just kept moving my eyes from their lips to their tits to their eyes in rotation—the bitches knew I could give a flying fuck about what they were trying to pitch me. The truth of the matter is that sex sells, and if they wanted to work with us, then they’d cut the bullshit.

And right on cue, one of the two chicks closed the blinders and locked the door. Soon enough, they started going TrashyToons.com on me. Titties were bouncing, mouths were salivated, and all the bases were covered. Besides my stunning charm (yeah, I said it), they knew exactly what I was looking for as I gave subtle hints throughout their whole presentation without getting into the “sexual harassment” gray zone. I love working class tramps.

They are going to get my approval once I speak with my boss. The power of pussy…

You would be surprised how this horny ebony chick answers his question. To come up with some tips on how to score on the “right” ladies, TrashyToons.com is your headquarters.

What’s up doc? This here patient needs your expert opinion on how to solve her problem. At TrashyToons.com, have her take two of your fingers up her cunt and call you in the morning.

Get up close and personal with any of these horny toons. Only at TrashyToons.com can you let it all hang out for all to see. You are the paparazzi and each anime is your subject to use and abuse.

During my sexperiment with the two milfs in Vegas, my phone kept ringing off the hook. I told the 18 year old that I would be busy all weekend, and instead of calling and leaving me a voicemail, my “girlfriend” instead kept calling and calling like some fucking energizer bunny. Everything was working as planned. She needed to feel that sense of jealousy and learn that a lot of women want me. A sense of insecurity was the perfect feeling she had to experience to appreciate who she has.

Bitches are in competition with other bitches ALL THE TIME. They have more drama within themselves than they do with men. The 18 year old tried to make me chase her and give up my cahonies, but fuck no, I don’t play that shit. Remember, my brothers, you are the fucking man in the relationship and bitches ain’t shit but hos and tricks. If you even give the slightest inkling of power to your chick, it is very, very hard to regain it back.

Luckily, I caught myself slippin. I found my pair of pants and put that shit back on before the broad got a hold of em. Now, it’s game on. A little dose of “asshole” mixed with a touch of “romance” is the ideal combination to lace the 18 year old with from here on out. Good girls love bad guys. Like Tony Montana said in the legendary Scarface while exiting the restaurant full of snobs, “Make way for the bad guy. You’ll never meet a bad guy like me again”. If she’s up and out, it’s a dime a dozen…

TrashyToons.com keeps me on point and helps a man realize how the real fucking world works. Game recognizes game my brothers. If you are not opening your mind up to the humor and sexy side that these animators create, your relationship will fizzle and end up being boring and tedious to maintain. Everyone can learn a thing or two about spicing things up, and the wilder we can be, the more fun life is. It’s your fuckin kitchen, and if your girl can’t take the heat, you know the rest…

Serve yourself a platter of tramps from around the way. At TrashyToons.com, the word around comic land is anything is possible. Make your girl take notes.

At TrashyToons.com, anything goes. It’s our world and we are just squirrels trying to bust a nut. Do what you gotta do and go get yours.

He knows when you are sleeping. He knows when you’re awake. He knows if you’ve been bad or good, so be good for goodness sake. TrashyToons.com keeps its shit real—too real. Cookies and milk will be fine. Nothing more please.

So now that the 18 year old and I are now officially a couple again (like we were ever seriously broken up), I’m starting to learn something that I should have realized when I told this young hot piece of ass that I was gonna be her man again—she will hold onto the fact that I have cheated on her and will use that against me in EVERY fucking argument we have. Of course I knew this, but fuck, you live and you learn again and again.

My “girlfriend” had her first Wednesday off in awhile. She called me at work (which is unusual) and wanted me to go out with her tonight, so of course I told her that I wanted to see her. I did. I wanted to fuck. I ran some errands and had a light workout at the gym, then made myself a small dinner at about 6, so that wherever we went I wouldn’t be spending a lot of money on food.

She called me around 7. She said that some of her friends were hooking up for a spur of the moment get together. It was nothing to major—just pizza and a blockbuster night. One of her friends had just broken up with her boyfriend and needed some “love” around her. At first, I hesitated because it seemed like a drama filled night would ensue. But then again, maybe I could get the newly single slut alone and “lend my shoulder” to cry on. And then fuck the shit out of her…yeah, I’m going to hell.

But after I got ready, she said that she wanted to just hang out with her girlfriends. What the fuck was this “change in mind” about? I played it off and acted understanding, but damn, I was a little upset that the bitch was trying to play mind games with me. What the fuck ever though. She actually did me a favor. I just wanted to bust a nut anyway, so I rolled up a blunt, smoked it to the dome, and hopped on TrashyToons.com to surf the night away. Although my ego was bruised briefly, I quickly realized my FREE TRIAL means I’m not spending any money on some crappy pizza and alcohol for the night. Good shit.